Day 71 | Boston: 5 days to go

Good afternoon Mi Gente! You guys already know that yesterday I wasn’t very talkative right here on the internet. Don’t blame me, blame it on the movie theatres. Because myself and Mango went ahead to check out the Avengers movie and let me tell you. Boy, I got upset. I got a little upset about […]

Day 40 | Landed in Baltimore

LANDED! Barely made my 2nd flight, me and about 5 other people had to ruuuuuuuuun! That was a serious run, when we made to the gate, the door was already closed, she had to scan our tickets illegally, but we made it. I had to release the fart that I was holding for a loooooooooooooooooong […]

Day 30 | Gindungo: 4 days to go

Good day, Mi Gente. This morning started with a boom💥 . Yesterday, accidentally I left my Beats headset, my 200 dollars wireless headset, in my Uber. I was rushing out of my house to go to practice to finish the Kizomba Canada choreographies for Gindungo because this year Imma perform at Gindungo with my dream […]

Day 27 | NYC Subway Saga, part3

After leaving my taco spot, the city was a little windy, windy, windy. Not really cold, but windy. I was walking around looking for something to buy and I saw Aldo and then I saw H&M. And I was like “fuck H&M”, remember when they put the picture of the coolest monkey in the jungle […]

Day 18 | Gindungo: 17 to go

Good day Mi Gente. It’s your boy Dr Kizomba waking up a little confused but happy. It’s day 18 for soberness, smoking-free and I just added one more subject: exposing the fakes. The topic of today is “inside jokes” aka friend of a friend trying to throw shade on another friend because they’re jealous of […]

Day 14 | Gindungo: 21 to go

Good day, Mi Gente. It’s 5 o clock, it’s Saturday, and it’s roasting time. Yesterday was gooood! I don’t really remember what I did, I just know that I woke up feeling good. Ohhhhh shit, now I remember. I was roasting a live video yesterday. I was talking about my buddy Carlos. If you guys […]

Day 13 | Gindungo: 22 to go

Good day Mi Gente. I’m really thinking seriously of career change. I need to sign up for some comedy. Cuz not being able to drink and smoke has made me realize that I can take more stupidity than ever and talking about it is funny as fuck! I’m gonna start by my 2 or 3 […]

Day 11 | Kitaba aka Wakanda

Good day, Mi Gente! Your boy Dr. Kizomba woke up on Sober Day 11 with not even a DRIP of Coca Cola in my system– nothing but water, fruit shakes, and Indian food. I know, that’s random (Indian food). Well, I guess people really like my challenge from yesterday. I have to give it up […]

Day 9 | Movie Critic

I would like to tell you good morning Mi Gente but, actually I am not getting out of bed right now. I am in the bus heading to Ottawa, going to get my documents! Yesterday I saw the Black Panther movie. 3 letters. O M G. I dunno how I am feeling right now, but […]

Your Doctor Needed A Doctor

Greetings to my online savages. From the night of Wednesday to Thursday, your doctor needed a doctor. Yes. A combination of bad nutrition and alcohol led me into a situation that even water could not penetrate my system. Vomit was my comfort zone. No more details, I don’t want to disgust your ears. I had […]