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Friday | Miami Dance Fest | Part 3

Yassssssss!!! Your spirits heard my prayers! You rock my voodoo gang, thank you so much, that’s far from what happened and you already know. Okay I’ll give you the tea from the plane. Dedication… You know your boy is funny as fuck, right? okay I was like am gonna be so funny make everyone laugh […]
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Detroit | SBK Weekend | Travel Blog

Good morning and good bye Montreal. I wanna take time to thank everybody that came to Kitaba yesterday. I was shocked that people left their house. I thought maybe 20 people would should up because of all the snow that Montreal in the last 2 days received. But again my Kitaba folks proved me wrong […]
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Pedro

Detroit | Petty Dance Squad | Border Drama

Continuing the Border Patrol Drama. One African + one Latino crossing Windsor to Detroit. The agent look at us very wrong and asked to check the ride. We looked at each other and realized that the same history happened few months ago… We like okay  let’s do this. Inside the agent straight up ask us […]
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Petty 2

Detroit | Petty Dance Squad | Border Patrol

Then 10 minutes went by, nada. Irmão Lee means brother for my unspanish and Portuguese speaking people, my brother Lee still inside. I was like starting to lose composure because the situation was getting to a lit action, specially not knowing wtf is going on. Then this young white agent came and really serious, mean […]
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Detroit petty

Detroit | Petty Dance Squad | Snow-storm

Woah woah woah what a motherfucking event. I gotta give it up to Douglas and Terry for putting together this amazing event and rataytaytay rataytaytay! Now, here’s the catch. This event was the shit. I’m talking about the bomb.com. Why? Reconnected with my petty friends, met some new petty friends, hang out with more people. […]
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way up in the sky

Travel Blog | Los Angeles | On The Plane

Happy  Valentines. Yesterday I took Mango for a dance, what else were we going to do? We dance everyday but yeah I made extra special to dance with her and not giving 2 fucks about the dance floor, her happiness only. In between us, my readers it felt so good yes indeed with my devil […]
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Weatherman

Montreal | Cold | Minus Nine

Good morning motherfuckers and motherfuckerettes, another cold motherfucking morning in Montreal! It’s your motherfucking unapologetic Dr. Kizomba, and for my people that are not inside of Canada right now and don’t understand the cold temperature, I am here to show you how it’s done: Currently right now in Montreal, we are talking about -9◦C and […]
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pink bathrobe

Montreal | Cold | Minus 23 Degrees

Good morning. Good Afternoon because we already on Good Evening. Man, today is a beautiful lazy day. The weather is currently minus 15 degrees in Montreal. Do you know what minus 15 degrees means? Minus 15 sun rise at 7:31 am sun set at 4:31 pm, zero changes of snow, 55% humidity, the wind is […]
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Malenfant

Kitaba Social | Birthday Girl | Malenfant

Happy birthday Monique Malenfant. It’s been about 8 years that I’ve been making fun of your name. And it’s been 8 years that I’ve been your friend and sincerely that you’ve been mine. Monique Malenfant. You already know I’m smiling by saying your name. The number of days that you’ve been on this earth is […]
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Manuel Kitaba 2019

Bad Man | Kitaba | 2k19

Oh my god. What a week. Miami was amazing. I got into Montreal, you guys saw my last quotes. Some other shit happened of course that I don’t really want to get into man. But all in all it was just a misunderstanding, I’m glad that it cleared out and the funny thing about it […]
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