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Day 40 | Landed in Baltimore

LANDED! Barely made my 2nd flight, me and about 5 other people had to ruuuuuuuuun! That was a serious run, when we made to the gate, the door was already closed, she had to scan our tickets illegally, but we made it. I had to release the fart that I was holding for a loooooooooooooooooong […]
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Day 30 | Gindungo: 4 days to go

Good day, Mi Gente. This morning started with a boomđź’Ą . Yesterday, accidentally I left my Beats headset, my 200 dollars wireless headset, in my Uber. I was rushing out of my house to go to practice to finish the Kizomba Canada choreographies for Gindungo because this year Imma perform at Gindungo with my dream […]
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Day 28 | Gindungo: 6 days to go

Oh my god, I just slept until 4pm. The bus was scheduled for 8:45pm yesterday, but of course it got to the station 30 mins late. Eh, blame it on the New York traffic, especially on a Friday night when everybody is coming to the city to party. I could’ve stayed in New York longer, […]
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Day 27 | NYC Subway Saga, part3

After leaving my taco spot, the city was a little windy, windy, windy. Not really cold, but windy. I was walking around looking for something to buy and I saw Aldo and then I saw H&M. And I was like “fuck H&M”, remember when they put the picture of the coolest monkey in the jungle […]
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Day 27 | NYC Subway Saga, part 2

My second day on the metro. At my favorite stop, next to my airBnB palace.  I think it’s gonna go much better. The cops are right there and the folks behind me are waiting to get into the metro for free.99. Everybody’s paying because they see the cops. I didn’t use the Japanese machine, but […]
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Day 26 | NYC Subway Saga

The stupidest subway system in the entire universe. First of all, there is a lady sitting at the booth, giving you instructions to go work with a machine that has 600 buttons on it and looks like a fucking Japanese robot. The lady in the booth is extra rude, with a majestic moustache. After I […]
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Day 21 | Gindungo: 14 to go

Good morning, Mi Gente. The dream of today was a little bit weird but I’d rather start with my quote so that everything flows naturally. Today’s quote: “wanna find out who your true friends are? Get sober.” I think this is self explanatory and I don’t need to give my two cents about it. But […]
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Day 19 | Gindungo: 16 to go

19! We almost at day 20 of soberness. Poor Malenfant. We had to wake up at 5o’clock in the morning to go and get some paperwork done in Quebec city. We drove 3 hours. I had to stand OUTSIDE, a long waiting line. Thank you US 🇺🇸embassy, making a nigga stand in the wind and […]
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Day 13 | Gindungo: 22 to go

Good day Mi Gente. I’m really thinking seriously of career change. I need to sign up for some comedy. Cuz not being able to drink and smoke has made me realize that I can take more stupidity than ever and talking about it is funny as fuck! I’m gonna start by my 2 or 3 […]
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Day 9 | Movie Critic

I would like to tell you good morning Mi Gente but, actually I am not getting out of bed right now. I am in the bus heading to Ottawa, going to get my documents! Yesterday I saw the Black Panther movie. 3 letters. O M G. I dunno how I am feeling right now, but […]
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Preto Show Loves Kizomba Canada

Wooooooow just opened my eyes and saw Preto Show’s Instagram. Last nights me and the ladies we were joking on Sacanagem, capped that shit and sent it to my boy Preto Show, yes the artist, he’s my boy, so what. He posted it on IG. OMG, Kizomba Canada team is just ridiculous insane. Check out […]
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YUL Chicago

Travel Blog | Chicago | Afro Summer Love Fest

Woke up this morning real fast, got the phone call from the promoter telling me that the flight to Chicago was cancelled. Don’t really know what the fuck that mean. So. Found out that the flight was delayed, not cancelled. Well it was cancelled but it got rebooked, but whatever. I was planning on just […]
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