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Day 68 | Metro Blogging

Just finished my hair by Baby, got a Moroccan lady as an Uber driver to drive me back home. Then I decided to take the metro to the barber shop, so that I can see and interact with my eyes, just look at motherfuckers and have something to write. It came to my notice that […]
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Day 69 | Boston: 7 days to go

Good afternoon Mi Gente. It’s already noon ⏰. Today is Friday, Mi Gente. I know everybody happy because today is the last day of work, so I am happy for you too, even though I don’t work normal hours. I am happy because you happy. Let’s put it like that. I woke up with a […]
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Day 71 | Boston: 5 days to go

Good afternoon Mi Gente! You guys already know that yesterday I wasn’t very talkative right here on the internet. Don’t blame me, blame it on the movie theatres. Because myself and Mango went ahead to check out the Avengers movie and let me tell you. Boy, I got upset. I got a little upset about […]
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Day 72 | Gangsta Physique Day 9

Yes, Mi Gente. Installed at home with some carbs on my bowl, played a little bit of GTA. The funny thing is: I was ready to kill some people, but then I heard a kid’s voice say “don’t kill me, don’t kill me, I don’t have any weapons.” I was like, am I really playing […]
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Day 75 | Boston: 1 day to go

Good day. I wanted to leave with my BMX today because I was all happy that yesterday I finally was able to leave Espace des Arts riding through the streets of Montreal. But I mean riding my BMX through the streets of Montreal, like that movie in the 80s with Nicole Kidman BMX Bandits. Shiiiiiit. […]
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Day 81 | Texas via Chicago via Houston

Just arrived at Chi-town, one hour behind Montreal, I did some time travelling and still managed to miss my flight. I dunno actually, I’m going to my gate to find out what the heck is going on. Now that I see some black people, I guess I am in Chicago. Hopefully I don’t cross Kanye […]
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Day 9 | Movie Critic

I would like to tell you good morning Mi Gente but, actually I am not getting out of bed right now. I am in the bus heading to Ottawa, going to get my documents! Yesterday I saw the Black Panther movie. 3 letters. O M G. I dunno how I am feeling right now, but […]
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Detroit | Petty Dance Squad | Border Drama

Continuing the Border Patrol Drama. One African + one Latino crossing Windsor to Detroit. The agent look at us very wrong and asked to check the ride. We looked at each other and realized that the same history happened few months ago… We like okay  let’s do this. Inside the agent straight up ask us […]
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Detroit | Petty Dance Squad | Border Patrol

Then 10 minutes went by, nada. Irmão Lee means brother for my unspanish and Portuguese speaking people, my brother Lee still inside. I was like starting to lose composure because the situation was getting to a lit action, specially not knowing wtf is going on. Then this young white agent came and really serious, mean […]
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Detroit | Petty Dance Squad | Snow-storm

Woah woah woah what a motherfucking event. I gotta give it up to Douglas and Terry for putting together this amazing event and rataytaytay rataytaytay! Now, here’s the catch. This event was the shit. I’m talking about the bomb.com. Why? Reconnected with my petty friends, met some new petty friends, hang out with more people. […]
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Detroit | SBK Weekend | Travel Blog

Good morning and good bye Montreal. I wanna take time to thank everybody that came to Kitaba yesterday. I was shocked that people left their house. I thought maybe 20 people would should up because of all the snow that Montreal in the last 2 days received. But again my Kitaba folks proved me wrong […]
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Dr. Kizomba | San Antonio | Still Drunk

Good day Mi Gente. BIG. San Antonio. My brother Lee did it again. I want to thank Semenya, the staff. This event was absolutely off the chain. The pool parties were insane crazy. I saw myself dancing a lot of salsa, bachata including some kizomba as well. It was amazing. I like events like that, […]
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