Detroit | Petty Dance Squad | Border Patrol

Then 10 minutes went by, nada. Irmão Lee means brother for my unspanish and Portuguese speaking people, my brother Lee still inside. I was like starting to lose composure because the situation was getting to a lit action, specially not knowing wtf is going on. Then this young white agent came and really serious, mean face, and called for Mister Dos Santos, please come here. I was like, ok Kay Kay…

He put me in a room with a another latin cop that sat on the table and asked me to please sit here, we have some questions for you. I am like, okay this is exciting because it’s like my first time playing good cop bad cop in America like we see in the movies. Then one of them said YOUR FRIEND TOLD US EVERYTHING WE KNOW EVERYTHING IF YOU CONFESS THIS WILL BE MUCH EASIER FOR YOU…

I was giggling from the inside. Then I am like, yassss we deal salsa bachata and kizomba. The white one was like what’s that, the Latino knew where I was going with this. Then I told them if he told you otherwise u can TAKE TO JAIL RIGHT NOW. I was playing Macy Gray in Training Day, that one with Denzel. Yeah, I was yelling in case u know ma nigga hear my loud ass voice …

To Be Continued…

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