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Good morning. Good afternoon. Good evening. It’s your boy, unapologetic motherfucker aka Dr. Kizomba. This morning I woke up listening to the song of Kendrick Lamar, Loyalty loyalty loyalty… you know, the one with Rihanna. Yeah. That one. Loyalty loyalty loyalty… I don’t wanna really get into details but you know that wouldn’t be me, […]

Good morning motherfuckers and motherfuckerettes, another cold motherfucking morning in Montreal! It’s your motherfucking unapologetic Dr. Kizomba, and for my people that are not inside of Canada right now and don’t understand the cold temperature, I am here to show you how it’s done: Currently right now in Montreal, we are talking about -9◦C and […]

Good morning. Good Afternoon because we already on Good Evening. Man, today is a beautiful lazy day. The weather is currently minus 15 degrees in Montreal. Do you know what minus 15 degrees means? Minus 15 sun rise at 7:31 am sun set at 4:31 pm, zero changes of snow, 55% humidity, the wind is […]

Yeah man I was procrastinating because of all this snow that is going on around me. I have an appointment with the dentist today that already yesterday I procrastinated because I hate the dentist, like I HATE the dentist, I’m just afraid. But I freaking need help, so I guess I gotta go and get […]

Happy birthday Monique Malenfant. It’s been about 8 years that I’ve been making fun of your name. And it’s been 8 years that I’ve been your friend and sincerely that you’ve been mine. Monique Malenfant. You already know I’m smiling by saying your name. The number of days that you’ve been on this earth is […]

Oh my god. What a week. Miami was amazing. I got into Montreal, you guys saw my last quotes. Some other shit happened of course that I don’t really want to get into man. But all in all it was just a misunderstanding, I’m glad that it cleared out and the funny thing about it […]

Quote: If dancers take dance workshops Dj’s should take as well, some of u SUCK ! 🤢 That was a quote that I just dropped after landing from Miami and I want to make it clear that I wasn’t talking about Miami but I was generally talking about the entire universe. Some DJs in congresses […]

Happy happy happy happy new year. This is the first post that we doing in 2019 for our blog so let’s start this year on a great note and making sure that everybody can be able to access my posts and have a beautiful laugh and understand the concept of the writing behind. I am […]

Good morning Mi Gente! I hope this is not gonna be the last post of this year but before it go that way, let me just wish you… Just in case the lines are busy, just in case I’m drunk and busy, just in case you presume I forgot, I ensure you dear, I really […]

What an amazing dance festival. Yes I’m talking about Miami. Another level of promotion and entertainment and fun and unexpected surprises. Congratulations to Ivo for his first official festival in Miami and of course I congratulate myself by actually having my official MC gig at the Miami Dance Festival. People is starting to take my […]

Yassssssss!!! Your spirits heard my prayers! You rock my voodoo gang, thank you so much, that’s far from what happened and you already know. Okay I’ll give you the tea from the plane. Dedication… You know your boy is funny as fuck, right? okay I was like am gonna be so funny make everyone laugh […]

I need to sleep, man. Touched down in Charlotte. The weather is great but there is no snow. The temperature is warmer than Montreal. I went to talk to the AA worker to see if I can get checked in on my next ticket. It was a black lady who looked at me up and […]